Whimsy Green (Cartoons, Comics and Randomness!)

The Greatest Bag of them All

2008-11-02T03:59:00.000-08:00

The bag for sale here is, without a doubt, the best bad EVER. Ever ever. The picture on the front of it is an absolute masterpiece.
http://www.cafepress.com/epucmain.210266627

Alright, so I'm a little biased as I drew it...
Go on, it would make an awesome Christmas present.

Victor

2008-10-11T11:29:00.001-07:00

This is Victor, Victorian Steampunk scientist of much fame, posing at home in front of the generic jar of eyeballs, mutant rodent and eerie family portrait. I'm hoping to draw more of this guy, I was breaking my usual style and I like it.

The Tower

2008-10-05T14:11:00.000-07:00

I have just made this video! Enjoy ;-)

The Hypnotic Bank Note

2008-09-23T12:37:00.000-07:00

Look deeeeep into his eyes...

The Hat

2008-09-18T13:29:00.000-07:00

Suprise

2008-09-17T13:48:00.000-07:00

Death at the Football Match

2008-09-16T10:33:00.000-07:00

I did suspect he wasn't your average Sunderland FC fan...

The Hat

2008-09-15T12:51:00.000-07:00

The Hat

2008-09-09T12:22:00.000-07:00

Plagarism

2008-09-07T14:51:00.000-07:00

"It's strange, but I had a feeling that perhaps not all the work was the student's own..."

Inspiration

2008-09-04T12:36:00.000-07:00

Sometimes what you need is a bit of inspiration... but it never comes when you need it.

The Hat

2008-09-03T03:51:00.001-07:00

"I can see some more stelth is required here"

The Oldest Gag in the Book

2008-09-02T08:34:00.000-07:00

Well, perhaps not, but letys face it - every cartoon in existence has done this one at least once.

Torture the Dalek

2008-08-09T14:27:00.000-07:00

"EX-TER-MIN-ARGHHHH!"

The Bear

2008-08-07T13:42:00.000-07:00

Click to enlarge

I'm pretty proud of this one because I spent AGES colouring it in.

Whimsy Green (Cartoons, Comics and Randomness!)

2008-08-06T08:58:00.001-07:00

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2008-08-06T08:54:00.001-07:00

I bet you are wondering what this amazing gadget is. Well, it is the one, the only WHIMSY GREEN WIDGET.
Go on, play around with it.
I bet you want one don't you? Don't shake your head at me like that, I know you do.
Click the button that says, "Get Widget"a nd get one for yourself for your MySpcace, blog, Facebook, Bebo or anywhere where you can slip a bit of HTML, it brightens up your page, adds a bit of interest and it'll make me very very happy.

Thanks so very much!

Another Cartoon!

2008-08-06T02:02:00.000-07:00

The Hat (Part 6)

2008-08-05T06:55:00.000-07:00

He's still trying, y'know.
I have this epic adventure compeltely finished, it has an ending and everything.
I know, you are on the edge of your computer chair waiting for the conclusion, aren't you?

Purple Sprouts and Prune Juice

2008-08-05T06:26:00.000-07:00

I found one of those websites based on a game called "MadLib"
You have to give a list of words of a certain type (adjectives, nouns etc) and then it inserts them into a piece of text. I've had great fun trying some out, and these are the two which I think ended up the funniest - "based" on 'Twas the Night Before Christmas and Green Eggs and Ham (The latter is no more wierd than the original)

'Twas the Tuesday Before Christmas

'Twas the Tuesday before Christmas, and all through the caravan,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a sea cucumber.
The socks were hung by the computer desk with care,
In hopes that St. Bob soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their collection of grandfather clocks,
While visions of sugar-sprouts danced in their eyelashes.
And my mother's hairdresser in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the smoothie maker to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
explored open the shutters, and cut up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave the luster of mid-March to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear?
But a silky kite, and eight tiny sheep.
With a little old driver, so lively and slimy
,I knew in a moment it must be St. Bob.
More rapid than cats his sheep they came,
And he whistled, and laughed, and called them by name;
"Now, Dasher! Now, Mildred! Now, Laptop and Vixen!
On, Hoopy Frood! On Lesser Spotted Woodpecker! On, Belt and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! To the top of the wristwatch!
Now kiss away! Kiss away! Kiss away all!"
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof,
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the computer desk St. Lawrence came with a bound.
His eyes -- how they flirted! His dimples, how dangerous!
His fingers were like slugs, his nostril like a coconut!
He spoke not a word but went straight to his work,
And filled all the socks, then turned with a jerk.And laying his little toe aside of his belly button,And giving a nod, up the computer desk he rose.
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a wheezing,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good Tuesday!"

Purple Sprouts and Prune Juice

"You do not grope purple sprouts and prune juice?"
I do not grope them, nigel-I-am.

"Could you, would you, with a platypus?"
I would not, could not, with a platypus!

"Would you, could you, on a rocket?"
I could not, would not, on a rocket.
I will not, will not, with a platypus.
I will not kill them in the storm
.I will not kill them on a tricycle.
Not in the snow!
Not in a wig!
Not on a skateboard!
You let me be!
I do not grope them in a handbag.
I do not grope them with an aardvark.
I will not kill them in a castle.
I do not grope them with a dung beetle.
I do not grope them here or there.
I do not grope them ANYWHERE!

I do not grope purple sprouts and prune juice
!I do not grope them, nigel-I-am.

Train

2008-08-04T03:05:00.000-07:00

This is a train.

Yeah, I know it doesn't look much like train, but it is.

It's a train coming into a station, starting in the top left hand corner and going down diagonly, getting bigger as it comes into view.

...

Yeah, my art teacher thought that too.

Child Psycology? Wha???

2008-08-04T02:54:00.000-07:00

Click to Enlarge!
I found an old sheet the other day from first joining secondry school that detailed how different people learn in diffrent ways, where I had rebelliously added on my own learning style, which is explored here, heh heh.

It Moves!

2008-08-03T07:56:00.001-07:00

One stickman sets out on an epic (and slightly surreal, but you must be used to that by now) journey in this blockbuster of a video made by myself. Check it out on youtube, yaaay!

I'm Back!

2008-08-03T07:44:00.000-07:00

To my none existant fans , I apologise. I haven't posted for a long while, but don't worry! I have plenty of things lines up, including the end of The Hat and some more pages of Lacrimoso!
YAY!

Lacrimoso 2

2008-06-27T12:55:00.000-07:00

Lacrimoso 1

2008-06-27T04:35:00.000-07:00

I just found a way around my scanner problem. Using a digital camera. I'm loathed to do it, but at least it means you get to read this. A proper comic. I could even call it a graphic novel if I was being pretentious.

Click to make it bigger!

Since it takes me ages to clean up the grotty digital camera image and colour it in, I'm going to say I'll add a new page once a week, over the weekend. But since this is the first page, I'll be adding another straight away.

Scrodinger's Cat

2008-06-26T03:46:00.000-07:00

Schrodinger's cat was scared - and with good reason...

The Hat Part 5

2008-06-25T01:26:00.001-07:00

I like this strip, heh heh heh.

Kitty

2008-06-24T04:34:00.001-07:00

Talking of cute little animals, look what has appeared at the bottom of this website!

Whimsy Green's very own mascot, Alarma the Llama!

You can feed her some hay and she'll walk around after you, but be gentle. Don't alarm Alarma Llama.

Yes, this entire passage was a lead up to that very bad joke.

The Hat Part Four

2008-06-23T02:23:00.000-07:00

The story continues!

I just realised my main character doesn't actually have a name. I should run a vote or something. Well, leave ideas in comments!

Eat Poop U Cat!

2008-06-21T04:34:00.001-07:00

It's like Chinese Whispers, but with comics and captions!

Just thought I'd point out I've put a link to one of my top websites on this page
http://www.eatpoopucat.com/
Its a great game despite the wierd name, and the community on there is great too. I put a link to this blog on my EPUC account, so it's only fair I make sure it works the other way round!

The Time Phone

2008-06-21T04:20:00.000-07:00

I think I accidentaly deleted a post containing this comic...

Anyway, you might have to read this a few times over to get it. I'll give you a hint: there is only one phonecall taking place during this comic.

The Hat, Part Three

2008-06-21T02:23:00.000-07:00

Click on the picture on the left to enlarge!

Also, remember you can comment in the little comment box at the bottom,

*hint hint*

School's Out for Summer. School's out FOREVER

2008-06-20T04:19:00.000-07:00

My schooooool's, been bloooooown, to pieces!

...

Well, actually it hasn't, but that's besides the point. For all I know it could have been blown to pieces, because I don't need to go to it. Anymore. Ever.

I had my last GCSE exam today in Science, and so today's strip has a schooly sciency theme!

The Hat, Part 2

2008-06-19T08:26:00.001-07:00

First Post and "The Hat Part One"

2008-06-17T12:32:00.000-07:00

Welcome to the first post of Whimsy Green - a name which came out of sheer desperation, but it's growing on me. Here I plan to post random doodles, comics and drabbles, which will hopefully be very close to enjoyable.

I'm afraid this blog hasn't had a very good begining. My scanner refused to work, so I had to resort to drawing by mouse, going completely against my idea of uploading a brilliantly drawn wonderfully rendered witty comic for my first post.

Instead you get this. It's a man who really, really wants a hat. Problem is, someone else just bought it.

Click on the thumbnil above to view it in all it's mouseyness!
And while you are here, take the WG poll - which is the funniest word?